When I get a little money, I buy books; And, if any is
left, I buy food and clothes.
Erasmus
The most recent stuff is listed on the wiki. Eventually I'll move these over.
Books
- Again, any books/stories on turtles in mythology
- Turtle gifts are ok as long as they're unique. (For example, a turtle-capped
toothpick, turtle-shaped smoke detector, turtle clock, etc. No turtle beanie babies.
I have enough of those. Unless it's the original one :)
Think of my interests along the lines of 'turtles as cultural icons'.
- NO OBJECTS MADE FROM REAL TURTLES PLEASE
- Adopt a turtle
as a gift for me! :)
- Directions (recipe) for making the flour turtles used as offerings at Chinese temples.
- Origami turtle diagrams
- An Aegean turtle stater (ancient Greek coin)
- turtle coins in general
- Mixer
- Pasta Maker
- mortar & pestle
- spice grinder
- Tortilla Press
- Two
Burner Griddle for making tortillas, etc.
- Binoculars
On the Free Side
- Turtle stories (with references, please.)
- Directions (recipe) for making the flour turtles used as offerings at Chinese temples.
- Origami turtle diagrams
- Recipes for sauces, breads, wines, vegetarian, etc.
On the Slightly More Expensive Side
(Hey, it is a wish list.)
- A (good) Telescope
- An Aegean turtle stater (ancient Greek coin)
- A Girlfriend
- Hovercraft/space yacht/time machine
- Nobel prize
- No, I'm serious. I never kid around.
- Honest!
- Would you like to buy some property on the moon?
- 100% guaranteed, or my name isn't Honest Jethro.
- Oh yeah... so you caught me on that one didn't you?