I got the official congratulation letter from the dean of the graduate college today saying I've completed the requirements for my Masters degree. (MS, Physics)

Silly people don't know what they're doing :D

• My first act as Master of Physics is to repeal the laws of thermodynamics!
• My second act is that from henceforth, all physical phenomena will be accurate in their 2nd order approximations
• My third act is that all physical interactions shall be explained by Ordinary Differential Equations

The Turtles have spoken! So let it be written, so let it be done!

Result of act 2: Cows are henceforth spheres with first order perturbations

As a result of act 1, for 1 day only, free energy! come now and get it while supplies last! Make your experiments big! Now you can have enough energy to prove M-theory once and for all!

01:47 - 2004-08-20